Total Medals Earned: 1,095 (From
145 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 16,125 Points
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
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Buy whiskey for your mum.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Build a friend for $24.99
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Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Touch a stink bug.
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Score between 130k and 170k
Use up all of your pollen.
Complete the daytime levels.
Complete the night levels.
Score between 170k and 190k
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.
Score between 190k and 210k
Score over 210k
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Crash Your Bowl
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Die trying to jump a shark
Beat the Frog boss
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode
Kill bird at least once
Shoot Jebediah Springfield's head off
Shoot Otto's Earphones
Reach Springfield
Shoot Fat Tony's cup
Complete the Game!
Shoot Maud's ghost 5 times in a row
Get a 3 hit combo on todd's body
Convert all the Heathens on the Bonus Level
Kill everyone in springfield
Kill each member of the Flanders super fast!
Complete the game 3 times in one session!
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Water 10 trees
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Get a total of 30 stars
Complete World 1
Complete World 2
Complete World 3
Press the LIKE button
Flood 100 pirates
Collect a total of 60 stars
Complete World 4
Accumulate over 150,000 points
Collect all 90 stars in the game
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Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Complete the game.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
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Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
Well, at least now you fit into
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Lose in every way possible.
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